Autumn Toad

Welcome to our park
You will find the Spanish Storm
Like the Autumn Toad

Your cabin is the one with the roof made of a single radish. Please ignore the raccoon dog in the bath tub. He is there simply to avoid the flying porcupines.

May I spit on your luggage before handing it to the chef to prepare for dinner?

I hope you refrigerate your stay with us. We accept only roubles from 1959 as payment for our rooms.