Friday, February 8, 2013

How not to study for a Linguistics exam

"Oh, my god, Becky - look at her pants
they're so big - they're like one of those grandma undies
Why do grandmas wear those pants
They only wear them because they totally can't wear g-strings
I mean, her pants
They're just so big
I can't believe they're so full
They're just out there
I mean, they're just gross
Look, they're just so... big"

I like big smalls and I cannot lie
You other women can't deny
With your derriere in big underwear
You have a comfy, fully clothed bum...

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