Directions

These are the actual directions I gave someone last week:

Ah.  The thesis you want isn't in Special Collections - it will be with the others in the main section of the building, down from the reference collection.  

Do you know where the reference collection is?  No?  Okay, do you know where the naked man is?  Yep.  He's standing right next to the reference collection and facing the direction you want to go.  

Just keep going down that way and it goes reference books, then atlases, then theses, then microform.  If you hit the little boxes you've gone too far.  

Oh, and the theses have call numbers but they're actually in alphabetical order by author's surname, so ignore the labels entirely.

If you get lost come back and get me.