As usual, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

"The CRC for Beef Genetic Technologies (Beef CRC) is using the human, mouse and bovine genomes to improve the profitability and productivity of Australian and global beef businesses."

Human and mouse genomes in beef? What the hell is wrong with these people?!?

This is how we create the weird mutant monster zombie cows that roam the streets trying to kill people and eat their brains (and, maybe, also cheese).

Or, this is how people manage to acquire some strange strand of god-knows-what from eating genetically modified beef and turn into weird mutant monster zombie people who roam the streets trying to kill people and eat their brains (and, maybe, also cheese).

Either way, it can't end well.