I'm sorry, but the news isn't good. I'm afraid you've contracted Võlts Disease - a completely fictitious illness which is incurable and fatal. I'm afraid you only have two days to live.
If you had come to us two weeks ago, when you first experienced your symptoms, we'd have managed to diagnose you sooner, you would have known about this for the past two weeks, which might have been enough time to do things like visit places you've never seen before, but always wanted to, or read that book you've been saving for your holidays.
But, sadly, you didn't, and we didn't, and now you only have two days left.
What are you going to do with your time?
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