My mother might be a supervillian

My mother has been teaching a new class this term, and they've been focusing on "Natural Disasters". So far, every disaster they've looked at has either happened just before or within two weeks of her lessons.

When Christchurch had its earthquake, do you know what she said? "Tsunami is next."

I'm beginning to suspect she might just have superpowers, and she might not be using them for the good of mankind.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, she says volcanoes are next on the list.