I read the most interesting advertisement in a magazine today. It was a caravan park that claimed to offer "surreal hospitality".
I'm not sure exactly what "surreal hospitality" involves.
Do they greet you with a haiku comparing the weather to an Autumn toad? Do they serve flowers in a skull for breakfast, presented on a dish made from ironed-out cuckoo clocks? Do they leave a bowl of whipped cream and a curling iron under your pillow when they make your bed?
I wonder if they are aware that "surreal" is not a synonym for "good"?
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