Cheeseday

By the way, after consultation with various interested parties, the official cheese week looks like this:

Colby = the first day of the working week
Feta = the second day
Edam = the third day
Jarlesburg = the fourth day
Halloumi = the fifth day
Camembert = the first day of the weekend/the Sabbath
Brie = the "Lord's Cheese"...

Now, the next challenge is to rename all of the months after root vegetables. I'm voting for "Beetroot" for the first month on the calendar...