"Oh, no, sire. 'Robert', sire. 'Robert the Incredible Chicken'."
I've just been informed I should be getting my complete Maid Marian and Her Merry Men disc set sometime next week.
So you can all expect me to be making even more comments along the lines of:
"Guard it with your life? What a ridiculous thing to say. Guard it with your big stick!"
"Would you mind not bursting into song every time I talk to you? This is the Worksop highway, not Sesame Street."
"I will cut you into a rather easy two-piece jigsaw"
"You're about as useful as a cheeseburger to a drowning elephant"
"Oh, don't ask me - I'm just a girlie. Has anyone seen my blusher?"
And the like.
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